RPG Hoard http://www.rpghoard.com My Blog Wed, 15 Nov 2017 18:47:52 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=4.8.3 Top 5 Best RPGs ever http://www.rpghoard.com/top-5-best-rpgs-ever/ Thu, 21 Sep 2017 21:08:47 +0000 http://www.rpghoard.com/?p=6 Read More...]]> 5.) Golden Sun

Back in 2001, there was a video game called Golden Sun that debuted and hit the game store surfaces. There was a collection of creatures that had similarities to Pokémon and a system that was provided in the Djinn system of the game, however this RPG game for Game Boy Advance wasn’t trailing on the coat tail of anything. It contained amazing graphics, an intense turn-based combat system, and gameplay based on puzzles that definitely found itself ahead of its time in terms of what RPGs could provide other than different styles of combat.

4.) Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door

Mario may not sound like much of a tough guy when hearing about his role in Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door, this all because players jump to think about that silly fact that he’s literally a piece of paper jumping all around the screen, however this paper characteristic  happens to contain some of its own perks. First off, He can slide in through tiny crevices by sliding through them sideways, rolling himself up into a tiny ball, or if he totally has to, take flight out into the blue skies as a paper Mario airplane.

3.) Diablo II

A lot of people believe this game to be not only the greatest chapter in the Diablo series, but the epitome  of the isometric action genre of RPG that we’ve come to know and love, Diablo II is seriously game that has way more than only its different levels. From its creepy, sad soundtrack and visual content, all the way to its long and loaded plot line, Blizzard’s comeback with this game series that throws angels into the battleground with demons and one man caught in the middle is a masterpiece when it comes to atmospheric adventuring.

2.) Pokémon Yellow

Pokémon Yellow sums up the legendary RPG layout of Pokémon Red and Blue and combines the two into a plot line that contains story elements straight out of the famous Pokémon anime. One of Pokémon Yellow’s greatest adjustments could probably be its extraordinary: having Pikachu by your side. Including the creature to follow you around on your adventure helped further evolve the Pokémon from just being a team full of mood less fighting Pokémon into a team of creatures you could call your best friends. Pokémon Yellow also contains other updated features, such as Charizard having the ability to learn how to Fly, and a bunch of other changes in the plot to furthermore solidify it as the greatest and most fun way to play the most inspirational Pokémon game.

1.) Final Fantasy VI

When related to its joyfully enthusiastic relatives, Final Fantasy VI happens to be a breath of fresh, but meek air. It has the audacity to answer the question of “what if the bad guy wins?” by actually providing the opportunity to let the antagonist have justice halfway through its storyline. It does not hesitate to  tackle unsettling topics such as war, genocide, forbidden love, and characters offing themselves. It abandons the blinded perspective of one singular, entitled main character in order to tell a wider more emotionally-established story. This enthusiasm to discover dark topics and unpredictable endings made it all the more effective when put up against authentic set pieces and a rising score. This is one of the main reasons why Squaresoft’s 1994 legendary game is so very beautiful.

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Here’s How To Find MILFs To Fuck In Your City http://www.rpghoard.com/find-milfs-to-fuck-in-your-city/ Fri, 15 Sep 2017 18:47:36 +0000 http://www.rpghoard.com/?p=35 Read More...]]> Let’s face it: mature women are head and shoulders above the rest. Older women have a natural allure about them which is as irresistible to younger guys as it is to older guys. More so than over, MILFs and cougars are the most in-demand category of lady out there, and it’s not difficult to see why.

Older women know exactly what they want. Unlike their younger counterparts, MILFs have long passed the trial and error stage of their sexual experiences. With experience comes knowledge, and with knowledge comes the best sex of a person’s life. Older women are already at this stage, and are more than happy to put this knowledge into practice. Instead of sticky, awkward fumblings in the back seat of a beat-up car, hooking up with an older woman is sure to be an experience you damn sure wouldn’t forget.

So the question is: how do we find them?

Luckily, your area is probably brimming with older ladies who are looking to score. You just need to hit the right places to find them.

Aside from using various hookup apps, the best way to find a hot MILF in your area is to hit the upper class bars and restaurants. Avoid the franchise bars and pubs because these usually only attract younger women and students. They’re usually full of immature women who get hammered, make a fool of themselves and then start crying. No. Avoid these types of places entirely. While there might be a handful of older ladies in them, they won’t be the elegant, classy ladies you’re looking for.

When you’ve found your bar or restaurant of choice, look for the ladies who are dressed a little provocatively. Avoid the ones who are obviously with their partners or on a date and focus on the ones on their own or with a group of other ladies. The ones who are looking for company will be dressed in tight-fitting clothing, possibly with thigh-high boots or a revealing skirt.

Secondly, you need to know how to appear attractive to these types of women. MILFs and cougars don’t want an immature little kid who plays video games all day. They don’t want to have to look after you or act like they’re your mother. They want a gentleman who is both confidant and assertive. Fortunately, older women can sniff out a faker a mile away.

Be wary, there’s also a fine line between confidence and just being an asshole. Trying to come across as confident by being a loud-mouth dipshit will only ensure you go home alone. Instead, go the classy route. Dress nicely, groom your facial hair, use aftershave. First impressions count. Don’t waste them.

Aside from looking good, make sure you’re approachable. Looking miserable and heartbroken might have attracted goth and emo chicks fifteen years ago but they won’t cut it with these types of ladies. Smile, be open. Use positive body language.

Finally, make sure to impress them with your intellect. Being able to hold a conversation is an important factor in hooking up with a sexy older lady. It will show your intelligence, your confidence and the fact you know who you are.

Then, when she’s suitably seduced, ask her back to your place for a drink. Alternatively, offer to take her to a nearby hotel as a treat. Then, what happens behind closed doors is just between the two of you. It would be an experience you’re sure to remember for a long time.

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