Uncategorized – RPG Hoard http://www.rpghoard.com My Blog Wed, 15 Nov 2017 18:47:52 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=4.8.3 Here’s How To Find MILFs To Fuck In Your City http://www.rpghoard.com/find-milfs-to-fuck-in-your-city/ Fri, 15 Sep 2017 18:47:36 +0000 http://www.rpghoard.com/?p=35 Read More...]]> Let’s face it: mature women are head and shoulders above the rest. Older women have a natural allure about them which is as irresistible to younger guys as it is to older guys. More so than over, MILFs and cougars are the most in-demand category of lady out there, and it’s not difficult to see why.

Older women know exactly what they want. Unlike their younger counterparts, MILFs have long passed the trial and error stage of their sexual experiences. With experience comes knowledge, and with knowledge comes the best sex of a person’s life. Older women are already at this stage, and are more than happy to put this knowledge into practice. Instead of sticky, awkward fumblings in the back seat of a beat-up car, hooking up with an older woman is sure to be an experience you damn sure wouldn’t forget.

So the question is: how do we find them?

Luckily, your area is probably brimming with older ladies who are looking to score. You just need to hit the right places to find them.

Aside from using various hookup apps, the best way to find a hot MILF in your area is to hit the upper class bars and restaurants. Avoid the franchise bars and pubs because these usually only attract younger women and students. They’re usually full of immature women who get hammered, make a fool of themselves and then start crying. No. Avoid these types of places entirely. While there might be a handful of older ladies in them, they won’t be the elegant, classy ladies you’re looking for.

When you’ve found your bar or restaurant of choice, look for the ladies who are dressed a little provocatively. Avoid the ones who are obviously with their partners or on a date and focus on the ones on their own or with a group of other ladies. The ones who are looking for company will be dressed in tight-fitting clothing, possibly with thigh-high boots or a revealing skirt.

Secondly, you need to know how to appear attractive to these types of women. MILFs and cougars don’t want an immature little kid who plays video games all day. They don’t want to have to look after you or act like they’re your mother. They want a gentleman who is both confidant and assertive. Fortunately, older women can sniff out a faker a mile away.

Be wary, there’s also a fine line between confidence and just being an asshole. Trying to come across as confident by being a loud-mouth dipshit will only ensure you go home alone. Instead, go the classy route. Dress nicely, groom your facial hair, use aftershave. First impressions count. Don’t waste them.

Aside from looking good, make sure you’re approachable. Looking miserable and heartbroken might have attracted goth and emo chicks fifteen years ago but they won’t cut it with these types of ladies. Smile, be open. Use positive body language.

Finally, make sure to impress them with your intellect. Being able to hold a conversation is an important factor in hooking up with a sexy older lady. It will show your intelligence, your confidence and the fact you know who you are.

Then, when she’s suitably seduced, ask her back to your place for a drink. Alternatively, offer to take her to a nearby hotel as a treat. Then, what happens behind closed doors is just between the two of you. It would be an experience you’re sure to remember for a long time.

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